i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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