The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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