We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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