no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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