I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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