dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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