none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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