we have officially lost it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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