I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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