she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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