i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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