Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's never too late to be topless.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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