just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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