Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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