why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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