i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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