i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just want to make out with him forever
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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