dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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