are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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