He disabled his match.com account in front of me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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