i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So much rum. So many feels.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
