These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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