Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Green mimosas i think yes
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
