I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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