I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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