Non-Jews are for practice
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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