What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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