Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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