Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We have started to decorate penises.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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