i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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