Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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