No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
