ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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