Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize