North Korea, Best Korea!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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