so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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