Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
