My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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