Well apparently he's into motor boating.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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