C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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