: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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