And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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