and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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