We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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