If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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