I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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