My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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