i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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