This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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