But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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