i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I feel like abortions should bother me more
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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