I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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