Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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