i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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