yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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